crazy

when the doctor asks you.... "how are you feeling"? have you ever wanted to just say flat out... "well, doc. considering that I called you-i think that means i'm feeling pretty shitty." duh! the next time i am describing my "symptoms" and i'm asked "do you have any thoughts of hurting yourself or others"? i just might flip the person off. i mean, seriously! can you phrase it another way... or is it in the textbook at shrink school that you have to word it that way?